Not just BMWs

"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
11/20/2013 at 12:37 • Filed to: parking, asshat

Literally the only available spot that would have been available (at a mall...huge lot with every spot filled). Took me ten minutes of my lunch brake to get a spot. Taking Masshole to a new level.

Took the picture quickly because I didn't want to get hit by someone not paying attention. Wish i had my motorcycle to park next to it.

DISCUSSION (19)

shinsen > cazzyodo
11/20/2013 at 12:39

what mall was that,

a fellow massachusetts driver trying to stay alive in rush hour traffic

BKRM3 > cazzyodo
11/20/2013 at 12:54

What a d-bag.

If you had an SUV you could also have parked next to it, partially on the grass. Have done that in my parents' H2.

You could also have left a note that read "if you're going to do this, get something better than a C300, Grandma." Ultimate burn.

Der Käfer > cazzyodo
11/20/2013 at 13:01

I would have parked next to him regardless, I drive a 2012 beetle, I would have pulled to the curb to check if I would clear, if I did, I'd be half in the grass, half in the space. I hate this, I really hate this.

cazzyodo > shinsen
11/20/2013 at 13:28

South Shore Plaza in Braintree. It gets bad between now to Christmas so this sort of thing won't stand going forward.

cazzyodo > BKRM3
11/20/2013 at 13:29

I'm adding this to my list of reasons I want a truck. However, no such luck. haha

cazzyodo > Der Käfer
11/20/2013 at 13:30

I don't think it would fit...my car is roughly the same size. Contemplated the curb but I don't have the right car to pull it off without worry. High curb at the corner.

gmctavish needs more space > cazzyodo
11/20/2013 at 13:37

I'd have been tempted to just pull up and block him in

cazzyodo > gmctavish needs more space
11/20/2013 at 13:39

I'd be lying if I said I didn't think of that. Truly, I did. I even had the car stopped behind it for a minute as I contemplated where to go. Then a spot to the right (off screen) opened up.

LuczOr > cazzyodo
11/20/2013 at 15:07

I would park my 4runner half on the grass and mere inches from his car.

cazzyodo > LuczOr
11/20/2013 at 15:08

If my bike wasn't away for the winter it would be isolating that driver side door.

Der Käfer > cazzyodo
11/21/2013 at 07:39

any shopping carts there? grab as many as you can see and put them on both sides, front and back. that would be grand.

Der Käfer > cazzyodo
11/21/2013 at 07:39

any shopping carts there? grab as many as you can see and put them on both sides, front and back. that would be grand.

cazzyodo > Der Käfer
11/21/2013 at 09:08

No shopping carts in this lot...the Target/Sears is on the other side of the mall. Would have been hilarious.

cazzyodo > Der Käfer
11/21/2013 at 09:08

No shopping carts in this lot...the Target/Sears is on the other side of the mall. Would have been hilarious.

Der Käfer > cazzyodo
11/21/2013 at 10:24

They are lucky..... so lucky...

cazzyodo > Der Käfer
11/21/2013 at 10:32

Those Target carts are compact cars in their own rights...wait a second. THE PLASTIC CAR CARTS FOR SMALL CHILDREN! Wildly appropriate.

Der Käfer > cazzyodo
11/21/2013 at 11:52

"I'm so so sorry my toddler steered the cart right into your tail light.... we don't have insurance either.... times are tough on him, only goes to preschool three days instead of 5 now. I know you understand!!"

cazzyodo > Der Käfer
11/21/2013 at 11:55

"So...um...this is awkward but little Joey here...um... doesn't have his license. On top of that, we just came out of the cheesecake factory and he had some of that rum glaze...can we just, I don't know, NOT get the cops involved here. I'm sure you don't want them to show up, either. Greeeeeaaat."

Der Käfer > cazzyodo
11/21/2013 at 12:00

*holding toddlers hair as he pukes* "How could you? take up two spots? I was just trying to walk my drunk son to our car and your mercedes being in two spots compromised our path, causing him to fall and puke all over your car. LEARN HOW TO PARK!!!!!!!"